Exporter of Humans

I recently began introducing myself at parties as an “exporter of humans.”

That never goes over too well. People imagine me loading excessive numbers of Syrians into an inflatable raft and then pushing it towards Greece.

What I actually mean is much more boring. Of the clients I’ve worked with over the past 10 years, 1/3 of them now live in another country.

Most of them, by the way, got there by airplane, not by inflatable raft.

That’s what I mean by “exporter of humans,” but maybe I should find another phrase. 😉